LEGAL DISCLAIMER
This is a notice to anyone that I interact with.
Once you read this please consider yourself warned.

1. Hello, my name is Li`l Pixie. That is my Gaia and/or dA user name, and I will not answer to anything else online.
(a) I only share my real name (if at all) with people that I have come to know very well.
(b) I am 21 - shut it, or I'll be forced to prove it.
(c) Those that choose to call me by my real name must only do so in a private chat. Those that do not comply will be dropped in hydrochloric acid.

2. I live in the great state of Ohio.
(a) Yes, the weather is as crazy as they say.
(b) No, it is NOT one giant cornfield, and shall not be referred to as such.

3. Punctuation/spelling/grammar Nazi's can shove it. If you have a problem with my grammar, go get a life and find something worthwhile to worry about.

4. I am me.
(a) If my insanity and crazy hyperness is too much for you, don't talk to me.
(b) If you are boring, I will most likely not talk to you.
(c) I tend to get annoyed easily with certain types of people, so if you annoy me, stay away.
(d) I do not tolerate beggars, spammers, page stretchers, or n00bs.
(e) I love hugs at anytime, especially when I am angry (This is NOT sarcastic).
(f) I will not change for anyone but myself.

5-8. [edited for content]

9. I am not materialistic. Money is okay, but I will take happiness any day.

10. I have the right to amend this document at any time.

Amendment 1
The following people are exempt thereof from all rules and statements: [removed]

Amendment 2
I am not racist or prejudice, nor do I judge. If I do not like you, please refer to section 4, subsections b-c to find out why.

Amendment 3
I don't cyber. So don't even ask.

Amendment 4
[removed; not longer applies]

Amendment 5
Section 1, on what I answer to, does not apply anyone that calls me "Pixel." If you call me this and don't know me, prepare to be ignored.

Amendment 6
I am not obligated to talk to you, friend or not.